(._.) (.-.)(._.)(.-.)(.

nahchillhomebro:

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

…………….my goodness

Heteronormativity isn’t just about the presumption that everyone is heterosexual. The expectation that boys woo girls feeds into your mind the expectation that relationships are necessary for fulfilment, and you are less than if you are not having particular kinds of sex with a particular, and a particular kind of, person at particular intervals. It’s about what Lauren Berlant calls the love plot, in which love is produced as a generic text enabling society to interpret your life as following certain conventions. It’s not about what you want, it’s about what you’re supposed to want. You’re not encouraged to think about what you want in relationships, if anything, so much as you are encouraged to fit a script. Heteronormativity messes things up for everyone, straight people included.

“

—	Tossing the script of desire \| Zero at the Bone (via brute-reason) Have I already reblogged this? Don’t know don’t care. (via queercore) Wow. Relevant. (via thegoddamazon)

seerofsarcasm:

VICTORY SCREECH

kungfuskinhead:

187-mankind:

bluntcrusher:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dogs from this year’s Creative Dog Grooming Competition in Hershey, Pennsylvania. [telegraph/via]

kill your fucking owners

Laughing so hard

What.

dollcreep:

dollcreep-afied cherry from studio killers

sorda a mash-up of my own fashion and the static inspired by my own music.

this is messy rushed gunk but wanted to get this oudda my system. I’ve always wanted to draw her.

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

sylvanburningcenter:

THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS????????????????????????

not-so-skeletal:

swoz:

dirtyvigilante:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Uhm

tHIS IS GOING TO MAKE MONEY FOR A LOT OF REASONS, AND NONE OF THEM HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DENTISTRY

^^^^^

The implication of using this as an oral sex tool confuses me -_o Do you not see all those pointy spikes built for scraping things off of teeth.

Rule 1: post the rules.
Rule 2: answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post ~~then make 11 new ones.~~
~~Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to your post.~~
~~Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them!~~

If you could travel anywhere, where would it be?
Is there anything in your life right now that you regret doing?
What is your current obsession right now?
If you were to be locked in a room with anyone, who would it be?
Do you consider yourself to be an outdoorsy person or not?
Would you join the dark side?
Fav childhood memory
How many time/people have ever complained that you have been on tumblr.
I really don’t have another question here so say anything about yourself
How about fav color?
Fav cosplay/cosplayer

1. Basque

2. I’ve said some stuff i shouldn’t have .-.

3. um? nothing really .-. the talking kitty cat videos i guess

4. Mai ^u^

5. not.

6. fuck yeah.

7.um??? I don’t have one.

8. never?

9. I have coffee

10. neon green and black vertical stripes

11. don’t have one.

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

spadesslick:

geoducks:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

notagirloraboy:

I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME

AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

DO

NOT

TOUCH

BABY WILD ANIMALS

Baby animals are so cute but they are in such a fragile place. If you touch a baby animal in the wild, whether it’s a bird, a deer, or a seal, you leave your human scent on it. When its parent returns to it, it will smell that and often subsequently reject its offspring, leaving the baby to die of starvation, dehydration, or as prey of another animal.

Baby seals are very weak. You can see how this one can’t move very far at all. They often have to be left on beaches for extended periods of time while their mothers hunt fish to feed them. If you ever encounter a baby seal, give it at least 50 feet of space but 100 is better. If you think the offspring may be malnourished, injured, or sick, you will want to give a phone call to a state wildlife control board, department of wildlife or ecology, or park service, depending on where you are. Do Not approach the animal and Do Not try to feed it.

The most important part of loving nature is respecting its boundaries. this has been a psa.

YOUR SCENT DOES NOT CAUSE AN ANIMAL’S MOTHER TO REJECT IT

THAT IS STUPID

MOST ANIMALS HAPPEN TO HAVE AN ABILITY COMMONLY KNOWN AS SIGHT THAT ALLOWS THEM TO TELL IF ANOTHER ANIMAL IS THEIR OWN CHILD THAT THEY WOULD NEVER ABANDON

mccarthyist:

wow. that woman isnt a role model. she did drugs. she slept with people. wtf why would you idolize her. my hero is john lennon.

rosyduck:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

Legit.